You Will Need:
- 1 above-ground pool
- 5,000 gallons of water, chlorinated
- bathing suits
- goggles (optional)
- anywhere from 5-10 sons/daughters/nieces/nephews (Kids)
- 1 year’s worth of spare change, preferably collected in glass jar
- Fill your container with water, and bring to a comfortable temperature.
- Assemble your Kids off to the side with bathing suits and goggles (optional), let marinate in anticipation.
- Take your jar of coins, filled with money from yard sales, change from the grocery store, laundry money, etc. Sprinkle generously into your container (for richer flavor, add more quarters).
- The Kids should be properly marinated now. Place them in the pool, but before submerging them, spin them around with their eyes closed.
- Once properly disoriented, let the Kids submerge to soak up all of those coins for that rich flavor.
- Remove Kids, now Spoiled Rotten, and serve on lawn chairs with anywhere from $10 to $30 in change to be counted. Serves entire family.