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The Soul in the Machine

2/17/2019

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This story is published in The Society of Misfit Stories Volume II, available on Amazon!  Here is the first part of that story!

This robot actually looks alive.

That was Laci’s first thought when she found herself in an alleyway, face-to-face with a rusted amalgamation of parts.  It seemed to have an expression, even though everything about its face was stationary.  Unchanging.

The head looked like a blocky Polaroid camera, except it had two lenses rather than one, the robot’s eyes.  A pair of speakers framed his face on each side like ears, despite having the opposite function.  And an old cassette player acted as the mouth.

The player was closed in a hardline frown.  Press eject and it would drop open like the jaw of a skeleton who’d just told a killer joke.  The buttons—play, fast forward, rewind, stop—were aimed outward like crooked teeth.

It looked like a kid’s science project.  And yet it had more personality to it than the latest One-Five models with their creepy plastic skin.

What was this thing doing out here?  Laci had cut through the alley to shave a minute or so off her trip.  She tried not to make a habit of going off on her own; as adorable as her vertically-challenged exterior was, it meant that she couldn’t really defend herself.  At least she had her bloody red hair and freckles to warn predators, like a spotted rainforest frog.

Not that that would do any good if this thing was dangerous.  Every third commercial on daytime TV was a ‘stranger danger’ PSA about any rogue bots wandering about.  This one shared that antiquated trait of having tank-tread wheels rather than worrying about balance programming.  Perched atop those was a salt-stained car battery, enclosed in a skeleton of pipe-bones, wire-tendons, and nuts-and-bolts-joints.  A metal sphere about the size of a basketball was wound up in the center of it all.

The cassette player mouth of the thing whirred once.  Laci flinched.  Then the play button was pulled back into the machine, starting the tape.

“Why,” it said in a computer-generated monotone.  Its lenses focused on her, and it moved forward a bit. “Did.” She tried to back up, but thumped into a dumpster and ended up sprawled on the ground. “You.” Still it moved forward.  Then it bent down, reaching towards her with crablike claws. “Make.” It lifted her back to her feet. “Me.” The claws clenched a little too tight, and didn’t let go of her once she was standing. “Do.  This?”

Laci tried to squirm out of its grasp, but the pincers were locked in place.  The stop button depressed on the tape player.  Then the rewind.  The tape spun, stopped, and played again.

“Why.  Did.  You.  Make.  Me.  Do.  This?”

Stop.  Rewind.  Play.

“Why.  Did.  You.  Make.  Me…”

“What did they make you do?” She asked.  The tape stopped.  The camera lenses adjusted.  Then the tape deck flipped open, and a crackling noise burst out of the speakers.

“Haw!  Haw!  Haawww!” At first it sounded like some demented laughter.  Then she realized that this was the awful, piercing crying sound that older models sometimes made.  It fit their nickname perfectly.  Soul Robots, or Soul Bots, were eventually abbreviated to Sobs.

“Hey!  What are you doing?”

Another figure came running down the alley.  Scruffy, young, in a long white coat.  She couldn’t tell if the accusatory question was aimed at her or the Sob.

“I’m sorry,” Laci said. “It just…”

“Haw!  Haw!  Haawww!”

He moved up to the robot’s side, making a motherly shushing noise as he fumbled with the machinery.  Eventually, the cries ceased.  The tape deck remained hanging open, and no more sound came through the speakers.

“He’s not trying to hurt you, I swear,” the young man said. “His servos just locked up.  I’ll have you free in just a sec.” He glanced over to the trapped girl and, almost involuntarily, gave her a once over.  It was hard not to.  What Laci lacked in height she made up for in curvaceousness.

The young man blushed, and went back to working.  Literally an inescapable awkward situation.  Laci smirked.

“I know.  He was just helping me up,” she said.

He smiled. “Thanks for not calling the One-Fives.”

“Oh?  Who says I wasn’t gonna call them after?”

He looked over his shoulder.  What was meant as a joke instead made painfully obvious how nervous this guy was.  Now that she concentrated, she heard the ‘dog catcher’ siren in the background, that humming high-pitched tone that was inaudible to the older generation of robots.  One-Fives only used that signal when hunting a rogue Sob.  That sense of danger came rushing back to the girl.

“I need to get out of here,” Laci said, pulling back.  One of the claws was loose enough to slip out of, but the other held tight. “I just remembered I’m late.”

A blend of conflicting emotions splashed across the young man’s face.  The thing latched onto her was quite possibly dangerous, and he knew it.

“Okay, listen,” he said, wiping sweat from his forehead. “I’m not going to bullshit you.  This is an unregistered Sob that is currently being sought out for termination.  It’s very old and very precious to me, but the One-Fives incinerate first and ask questions later.  So I need to hide him before they search my place.  Ah, there we go.” The second claw released its grip. “Sorry.  I’ll get out of your hair now.”

The Sob started to back up.  But before they could leave, Laci took ahold of one of the robotic arms.  Her grip was hardly strong, but after a few gentle tugs, the robot realized she wasn’t letting go and stayed still.

“Older bots like that can be registered with a One-Five at any time.  The only reason a Sob would be unregistered is if it’s committed a crime and would be terminated on discovery,” she said. “So before I become an accessory by letting you go, you’d better tell me what this robot did.”

The man tensed his fists and glanced over his shoulder again.

“If I tell you, then you’ll report him.”

“I’ll report him anyway.  It’s my civic duty.  Now, what did it do?”

He frowned, looking somberly at the robot’s face. “He killed someone.  Two people, actually.”

“Murdered?”

“No.  Assisted suicide.”

Laci blinked a few times.  The Sob stared just past her.

“Okay.  Listen, Lewis…”

“How’d you know my name?” He asked.  Laci gestured to the nametag on his white coat. “Oh.”

“If they’re looking for this robot, they’ll probably check your place, right?  It’ll be less suspicious if you’re there to let them in.  So you head home, and I’ll babysit your friend for a while.  Sound good?”

“Wh… why would you do that for me?”

Laci smiled. “This is the most interesting thing that’s happened to me in a while.  And I’m insanely curious to hear this story.  You can buy me some coffee and fill me in on the details after things calm down.”

Lewis stared stupidly at her for a few seconds before responding. “Is that really why you want to help me?”

“Maybe.  Or maybe I just think your friend is cute.”

Lewis blushed and looked away.  Then he dug around in his coat and pulled out a business card.

“Here’s my contact info.” He handed her the card. “And thank you so much.”

He left Laci standing there alone with a potentially murderous robot.  Yet she felt like she could trust it, and trust Lewis.  So she gave the mechanical arm a gentle tug, and it followed her like a baby duck.  A few side streets later and it was safe in her apartment.

***

The rest of the story is available here!
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The Cradle

8/27/2016

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A friend of mine started narrating Creepy Pasta stories.  So I immediately set out to write one of my own, and she was kind enough to narrate it!  Here's the video!
Content Warning: what deep dark corner of my brain did this come from? 0.o
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The Cigar Box Story

6/1/2016

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I actually didn't write this story, but I wanted to share it anyway.  My aunt Margie wrote it, and  it's from the perspective of my cousin Danielle, the other person who shares my grandpa's name.  The Cigar Box Story is sort of a family legend: I wrote a poem about it here.


Cigar Box Story
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Sometimes, on dark nights when I can’t sleep, I crawl out of bed and sneak into Mom and Dad’s room.  They usually aren’t sleeping, and it doesn’t take too much to convince Mama to tell me one more story.  Mama crawls out of bed, draping her faded patchwork quilt over my shoulders.  Hand in hand we walk back to my room, carefully side-stepping the oak floor boards that we know will creak and wake my brother.

​“Tell me the Cigar Box Story, Mama,” I plead.

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Run Away (Little Girl)

3/27/2016

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Picture(Elizebeth, drawn by Britta T.)
This is a short story I wrote for my series "Runaways of War" ​as a sort of prequel chapter.  Enjoy!

The young woman dug through her pack in a daze, trying to remember if she forgot anything.  What were you even supposed to bring… when you ran away from home?  In a way, she was forgetting her bed, her room, her father, her life… everything.  The few things she did hold onto seemed so insignificant in comparison.  A dark-wooded travel staff, that she’d used all of three times on trips to the Tarell Mountains.  The top was tied in the gorgeous blue ribbon that wrapped up most of her outfit as well.  The gleaming azure fabric, which sadly had enough worth to feed a family for over a Lunaryst, had the wonderful and mysterious quality of keeping her body somewhat cool.


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Dragon Goes to College: Part 2

1/28/2016

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If you missed part 1, click here.
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Dragon Goes to College: Part 1

10/14/2015

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This is a little comic I do, telling the story of my life with everyone as animals.  I've done this since junior high, but that stuff was really cheesy and melodramatic... so I'll start with college for now.  More to come!
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The Christmas Trap

9/22/2015

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​Christmas time has a sense of exclusivity to it. The other eleven months of the year are a free-for-all. Hocus Pocus is a classic movie outside of October. Nothing Valentine’s Day related is condemned to February. You can watch Bill Murray in Groundhog’s Day in the heat of summer. Yet don’t hear “Jingle Bells” in July.

I like the holiday season. There’s a reason it’s called the most wonderful time of the year. But it has a short life span.

Every December, a few weeks before Christmas, I load up my car with a month’s worth of clothes, electronics, and movies, checking and re-checking each nook and cranny of my dorm room (do I need to bring my 3DS, or no? How many books can I read in a month?) Then I set off on the wild highways. I plow through the rampant black ice and snow drifts, traveling just slow enough to get some not-so-Minnesota-nice gestures from passing drivers. But I’ve had enough torrid affairs with the ditch to swear off speeding cold turkey.

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Writing Challenge: Dirt Road Anthem

9/22/2015

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​Since I detest country music so much, a friend of mine challenged me to write one of those song-lyric stories to "Dirt Road Anthem."  I'm actually quite pleased with the result, and the song wasn't half bad either.  Enjoy!

Back in the day, Potts farm was the place to go.  Load the truck up, hit the dirt road.  Jump the barbed wire, spread the word, light the bonfire then call the girls.  Old man Potts died my freshman year of high school, back when we were all excited to find a place to go drink.  He had a couple sons, I heard, but none of them were on good terms with him, so no one took up the mantle.  Wasn’t much of an inheritance anyway.  The soil was closer to sand now than anything, just an extension of the road leading in.

Don’t know why I decided to come back tonight.  This place belonged to a different generation now, the backwash of our town who’d leave the bottles of their fruity drinks broken on the ground when we’d always had the courtesy to keep the place clean.  These kids got the cops called on them for noise complaints and exposed this little slice of heaven to the rest of the town.  Now the boys in blue made regular trips out here to check out the dead farm.

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Cigar Box Baby

5/14/2015

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Originally published in "Digital Americana"

Under harsh white lights,
behind a pale surgical mask,
the doctor told the mother
her baby wouldn’t live
to see the next sunrise.
Herbert Daniel Kilkelly
weighed 1.2 pounds.
His breaths so weak
they could have been
on accident.

She cradled him on the way home,
staring out the car window
at the harvest orange pumpkins
and the bronzing October leaves.
She wondered why this town she loved
was all in black and white.
 
At home they wrapped him in blankets,
but he wouldn’t stop shaking.
So the father grabbed a cigar box
with peeling mustard paper
and placed his baby inside.
He opened the door
to the ashy wood stove
and placed him on a chair nearby.

In the morning his father,
asleep at the table,
was woken by hungry cries
from the warm bundle
in that cigar box.
And the mother fed him
in the amber sunrise,
and as the first leaves were falling,
Daniel opened his eyes.
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Dine and Dash

5/14/2015

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​“You want the truth?” My date asked me, drinking from her wine glass in suspiciously large gulps.  At present, I felt as though the string quartet and bundle of roses lying by her purse on the floor were giving off the odor of desperation.  Almost as damning as the choice to wear a suit on a first date.

“I’ve never asked for anything less, have I?” I said, raising an eyebrow.

“Right.  Well, here it is.  You’re not going to be faulted for being too interesting.”

“Oh,” I said.  Checked each of my cuff links, wondered if my hair was in order. “I, uh, I think I’ve heard that before.  From a writer at a conference.”

“Right.” She got up from her seat, taking a very long time to get her coat on. “Well, I’m gonna head home then.”

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    Prose:

    • The Soul in the Machine
    • The Cigar Box Story​
    • Run Away (Little Girl)
    • The Christmas Trap
    • Dine and Dash
    • Dirt Road Anthem
    • Urchins of Cinnibar
    • Tips

    Poetry:

    • Cigar Box Baby
    • Recipe For Spoiled-Rotten Kids
    • The Earth's Cellar Door

    Dragon Goes to College:

    • Part 1
    • Part 2
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