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Will You Vote for Hillary in 2016?
"Probably not. It's been eight years since we've had a good old-fashioned white guy in office, so I think we're overdue for one."
"I definitely plan to vote for Hillary Clinton for President, but mostly just so I can call Bill Clinton the First Lady."
Costco Assistant Manager
"You would think so by looking at me, but I'm actually a conservative pro-life climate-change-denier. Although I do like to smoke pot on the weekends."
NRA Event Organizer
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