("All the blood's rushing to my head, but that's good for your brain, right?") I just got the perfect thing for my backyard. The ultimate bastion of comfort and relaxation. Best purchase I’ve made in a long time. Just gotta get myself situated… I’ve always wanted one of these things. Better than those lawn chairs I have around my fire pit, that’s for sure. Although there are no cup holders on this thing, and I’ve spilled my drink all over myself more than once… Even so, I bet I’m the envy of the neighborhood right now. All I have to do is find the sweet spot. Shimmy to the left a bit, get that string out of my crack. Okay, that’s good. Now I’m free to pull my cap down over my eyes and take an afternoon snooze. Pure bliss. Oh shit, my phone’s ringing. If I can just reach into my pocket… alright, losing my balance a little bit… And I missed the call. You know what, I think I’m just gonna go sit on the couch. But the kids will love this thing. They’ll go wild for it! So glad I bought a hammock.