(He's got a boner!) What’s the hot new trend on the dating scene? Guys, you can stop working on your abs or shaving the side of your head. A comprehensive nationwide study has concluded that the one thing guaranteed to drive the ladies crazy is being spooky.
That’s right, better start working on those Halloween costumes now! If you’re eerie, ghostly, undead, or above all else spooktacular, you will be turning some heads. This year was a total upset for People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive”, as front runners Idris Elba and Chris Hemsworth were eclipsed by the inclusion of a number of creepy candidates who have won over the hearts of the nation.
That’s right, better start working on those Halloween costumes now! If you’re eerie, ghostly, undead, or above all else spooktacular, you will be turning some heads. This year was a total upset for People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive”, as front runners Idris Elba and Chris Hemsworth were eclipsed by the inclusion of a number of creepy candidates who have won over the hearts of the nation.
Bart Maneck, a zombie and frequent extra on The Walking Dead and Game of Thrones rose to the top as a strong candidate for this year’s title. However, he was quickly eclipsed by the demon Alistair, who gained enormous popularity after winning the last season of Big Brother. The Spectre of Death has also been a heartthrob far and wide recently thanks to his telling interview on 60 Minutes about his selection process.
However, none could compete with the eventual winner of “Sexiest Man Alive” 2018, Hallows Von Spoopy. Although not technically alive, he is most certainly a man, and his unabashed nakedness on talk shows has forced the MPAA to reassess whether bare bones constitutes nudity. Spoopy’s hobbies include quoting lines from The Nightmare Before Christmas, playing his ribcage like a xylophone, and acting as a learning tool for college students studying anatomy. He also follows a strict zero-calorie diet to maintain his figure, but says it’s worth it to look the way he does.
However, none could compete with the eventual winner of “Sexiest Man Alive” 2018, Hallows Von Spoopy. Although not technically alive, he is most certainly a man, and his unabashed nakedness on talk shows has forced the MPAA to reassess whether bare bones constitutes nudity. Spoopy’s hobbies include quoting lines from The Nightmare Before Christmas, playing his ribcage like a xylophone, and acting as a learning tool for college students studying anatomy. He also follows a strict zero-calorie diet to maintain his figure, but says it’s worth it to look the way he does.