(The truth always comes out.) We’ve all been there, ladies. You find a great guy who’s a charmer online, but when you meet him, he’s got his hair tied on top of his head like an worn-out teen girl working the drive-thru at McDonalds.
Here are some warning signs to weed out men rocking the Man Bun before getting serious:
Here are some warning signs to weed out men rocking the Man Bun before getting serious:
- He always wears hats in his profile pictures with a suspicious bulge in back, like a reverse unicorn.
- The lock screen on his smart phone is just a picture of Jared Leto.
- Is always asking your opinion of various baked goods, such as crescents, rolls, and muffins, as though testing the waters…
- His closet contains Chukka boots, Chino pants, and at least three flannel shirts.
- Quit his job as a barista because the coffee shop he worked at wouldn’t switch to biodegradable to-go cups.
- Has mentioned, even once, that shampooing every day can be bad for your hair.
- Frequently wears t-shirts from Microbreweries, and often brings up “Growlers” in conversation.
- His nickname is “Yeast Infection” (a warning sign regardless of having a man bun).