(Side-effects may also include tiny hands, bad hair, and the inability to pleasure a woman.) Medicine has made great strides today, as it was discovered that frequent contact with urine can turn one’s skin orange. This solves a great many head-scratching cases of patients with this unique pigmentation and no obvious cause.
It appears that, in order for this to occur, urine must come in contact with the skin frequently and in large quantities. Brief exposure, such as during a bathroom-related accident, will have no visible effect. However, being pissed upon for pleasure, oftentimes during the sexual act of a “Golden Shower,” is the most common cause of unsightly orange skin coloration.
This explains why patients with this symptom oftentimes go undiagnosed. Shame and embarrassment of this fetish can discourage mentioning it to a doctor, especially when Russian hookers are involved.
One way to identify those afflicted with urine-related discoloration is a lack of orange around the eyes. This is because many who partake in Golden Showers wear goggles during the act for safety purposes. Using this technique can help you discern which friends, loved ones, or illegitimate leaders enjoy getting pissed on.
It appears that, in order for this to occur, urine must come in contact with the skin frequently and in large quantities. Brief exposure, such as during a bathroom-related accident, will have no visible effect. However, being pissed upon for pleasure, oftentimes during the sexual act of a “Golden Shower,” is the most common cause of unsightly orange skin coloration.
This explains why patients with this symptom oftentimes go undiagnosed. Shame and embarrassment of this fetish can discourage mentioning it to a doctor, especially when Russian hookers are involved.
One way to identify those afflicted with urine-related discoloration is a lack of orange around the eyes. This is because many who partake in Golden Showers wear goggles during the act for safety purposes. Using this technique can help you discern which friends, loved ones, or illegitimate leaders enjoy getting pissed on.