
Are things a little stale in the bedroom? Need to turn up the heat on your relationships? These sex tips were too spicy even for Cosmopolitan Magazine, but if this kind of thing suits your tastes, you're in for a treat.
-Oil up your man, then roll him in bread crumbs. Heat oven to 450 degrees. Cook for thirty to forty minutes, or until fork tender.
-Apply marshmallow topping to his love-stick. Add a chunk of succulent Hershey’s chocolate and then sandwich it between two graham crackers.
-Oil up your man, then roll him in bread crumbs. Heat oven to 450 degrees. Cook for thirty to forty minutes, or until fork tender.
-Apply marshmallow topping to his love-stick. Add a chunk of succulent Hershey’s chocolate and then sandwich it between two graham crackers.
-Fill a condom up with a special blend of spices and some vinegar or olive oil. Put it on for him. Let marinate up to twelve hours before serving.
-Use whipped cream to decorate his pectorals. Apply in a spiral from the edges going in, ending with a generous dollop at the nipple. Add a maraschino cherry on top. Serve cold.
-Take those sweet buns of his and apply a thin coat of melted butter, then sprinkle with sesame seeds and heat up in the oven.
-Lather up his bean pole in peanut butter. Then apply raisins on a line along the top to make Ants on a Log. In this case, the ants are the raisins, and the log is his penis.
-Draw a relaxing bath for him. Heat water to boiling. Cook for ten minutes or until noodle is soft.
-Use whipped cream to decorate his pectorals. Apply in a spiral from the edges going in, ending with a generous dollop at the nipple. Add a maraschino cherry on top. Serve cold.
-Take those sweet buns of his and apply a thin coat of melted butter, then sprinkle with sesame seeds and heat up in the oven.
-Lather up his bean pole in peanut butter. Then apply raisins on a line along the top to make Ants on a Log. In this case, the ants are the raisins, and the log is his penis.
-Draw a relaxing bath for him. Heat water to boiling. Cook for ten minutes or until noodle is soft.