(The Liberal Media Makes it rain on Sox and Mox Man!) It’s a great day for Socks & Moccasins. Recently I was contacted by an agent from the Liberal Media, an organization that operates in the shadows to influence news outlets to lean to the left. They told me that they enjoyed my blog and wished to become an official sponsor. My first and only sponsor, by the way (hint hint).
This is fantastic news! I’m a big fan of the Liberal Media. As a liberal myself, I enjoy that a majority of major news stations, with the exception of Fox News, put out content that aligns with my worldviews, however biased that content may be. The fact that they singled me out as someone who can further their agenda is really quite flattering. It makes sense, though, as the ultimate goal of my satire blog is to facilitate the spread of socialism and encourage young people to experiment with homosexuality.
This is fantastic news! I’m a big fan of the Liberal Media. As a liberal myself, I enjoy that a majority of major news stations, with the exception of Fox News, put out content that aligns with my worldviews, however biased that content may be. The fact that they singled me out as someone who can further their agenda is really quite flattering. It makes sense, though, as the ultimate goal of my satire blog is to facilitate the spread of socialism and encourage young people to experiment with homosexuality.
There are some conditions to their sponsorship, however. I have to alter my content just a little bit. For example, all of my articles criticizing President Obama have been pulled from the archives. Also, I’ve only written two articles mocking President Trump. The Liberal Media requests that I now write two a week.
Overall, this is a great opportunity for me. The income from their sponsorship will help boost me to the coveted liberal elite status, where I can judge the world from on high with snooty intellectualism. And the Liberal Media has said that, if I play my cards right, they just might recommend my blog to The Deep State.
Overall, this is a great opportunity for me. The income from their sponsorship will help boost me to the coveted liberal elite status, where I can judge the world from on high with snooty intellectualism. And the Liberal Media has said that, if I play my cards right, they just might recommend my blog to The Deep State.