(Aaron West, shown here wondering "how she fit all that in them jeans") Can you imagine life without modern conveniences such as coffee, wireless internet, and Viagra? For most, going without would be impossible. For this man, it is daily life.
Aaron West, 68, has been living a simple life away from society. He eats only what he can grow on his own modest plot of land, washes in the nearby stream, and takes long walks through the mountains whenever he can. Like a devoted monk, he has left the insignificant pleasures of the world behind him. Except for one thing.
“I love the booty,” West said in an interview. “It is my weakness, the chink in my armor. I am a simple man living a simple life. I haven’t watched television in thirty years. I spent months in Tibet learning the ways of the monks that live there. And I carry out a mostly celibate existence. But when I see a big-booty Judy walking past, my willpower melts away.”
Aaron West, 68, has been living a simple life away from society. He eats only what he can grow on his own modest plot of land, washes in the nearby stream, and takes long walks through the mountains whenever he can. Like a devoted monk, he has left the insignificant pleasures of the world behind him. Except for one thing.
“I love the booty,” West said in an interview. “It is my weakness, the chink in my armor. I am a simple man living a simple life. I haven’t watched television in thirty years. I spent months in Tibet learning the ways of the monks that live there. And I carry out a mostly celibate existence. But when I see a big-booty Judy walking past, my willpower melts away.”
West meditates regularly atop a rock face overlooking the beautiful coast, where he contemplates the meaning of life.
“Usually I will be up there for three hours a day,” West said. “I just concentrate on my breathing, listen to the world around me, and let my mind wander. It’s also a great place to watch the nearby beach for some of that Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk. Them bikinis get me every time.”
West is often sought out for spiritual advice from people all over the country. He has oft been quoted for his wisdom, and has tossed the idea around of writing a book, although he eventually decided against it as that would bring him back into the capitalistic world he has tried so hard to escape.
But he has his fair share of critics as well. His notorious hankering for the bootylicious backside has been used by local priests and pastors to debunk him as a spiritual authority. Despite this, people in the community continue to visit him. He is more than happy to teach them what he’s learned about living simply, growing your own crops, and how to check out a nice ass without being seen.
“If you’re walking one way and a girl’s going the other, turn your head before she passes by you,” West tells us. “That way, you’re already looking in that direction when she strolls past. Sunglasses are good too, since she can’t see where you’re looking, but I’ve since left behind any shame for my love of the be-hind.”
“Usually I will be up there for three hours a day,” West said. “I just concentrate on my breathing, listen to the world around me, and let my mind wander. It’s also a great place to watch the nearby beach for some of that Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk. Them bikinis get me every time.”
West is often sought out for spiritual advice from people all over the country. He has oft been quoted for his wisdom, and has tossed the idea around of writing a book, although he eventually decided against it as that would bring him back into the capitalistic world he has tried so hard to escape.
But he has his fair share of critics as well. His notorious hankering for the bootylicious backside has been used by local priests and pastors to debunk him as a spiritual authority. Despite this, people in the community continue to visit him. He is more than happy to teach them what he’s learned about living simply, growing your own crops, and how to check out a nice ass without being seen.
“If you’re walking one way and a girl’s going the other, turn your head before she passes by you,” West tells us. “That way, you’re already looking in that direction when she strolls past. Sunglasses are good too, since she can’t see where you’re looking, but I’ve since left behind any shame for my love of the be-hind.”