(Come on, guys, who hasn't done this?) In order to alleviate his pent-up sexual desires, Hans E. Guy, resorted to some unorthodox methods. Single, 27, and “playing the field,” Guy attempted to replicate the feeling of touching a woman’s breast by groping his own unflexed pectoral.
“Yeah, been on my own a little while,” Guy told reporters late last night. “Don’t want to tie myself down to just one woman, you know? But I do miss the feel of a nice breast. On some lonely nights, I get creative.”
“Yeah, been on my own a little while,” Guy told reporters late last night. “Don’t want to tie myself down to just one woman, you know? But I do miss the feel of a nice breast. On some lonely nights, I get creative.”
Guy demonstrated his revolutionary technique, which he claimed felt almost as good as the real thing if you’re drunk.
“I kinda lean my shoulder forward like this, and then give myself some upward lift with both hands, producing a nice fleshy mound. If you’re into smaller-chested girls, the sensation is practically identical… I assume.”
Hans E. Guy also described some other techniques he regularly employs, including feeling up other “breast substitutes” like the fleshy part of the shoulder, squeezing his own butt cheeks while pretending they’re a girl’s, and tucking his junk between his legs and so it looks like he’s a lady (that one’s more for fun than pleasure).
“I kinda lean my shoulder forward like this, and then give myself some upward lift with both hands, producing a nice fleshy mound. If you’re into smaller-chested girls, the sensation is practically identical… I assume.”
Hans E. Guy also described some other techniques he regularly employs, including feeling up other “breast substitutes” like the fleshy part of the shoulder, squeezing his own butt cheeks while pretending they’re a girl’s, and tucking his junk between his legs and so it looks like he’s a lady (that one’s more for fun than pleasure).