("So what, now I just add in bed to the end? Oh, this is not fit conversation for the dinner table.") A perfectly innocent dinner turned raunchy at Golden Crow Chinese Restaurant. When the fortune cookies arrived and were cracked open by members of the Nielson family, normally wise and thought-provoking fortunes were corrupted when "in bed" was added to the end of them.
"Back away from individuals who are impulsive," said Devon Nielson, only fourteen. He paused, then, with a twinkle in his eye, added "in bed."
"Back away from individuals who are impulsive," said Devon Nielson, only fourteen. He paused, then, with a twinkle in his eye, added "in bed."
Mrs. Leslie Nielson, grandmother of the two children at the table, was astonished at his words. However, the night was just beginning, as others joined in on the fun.
"Now is the time to set your sights high and go for it," said Devon's brother Rudy, "in bed."
"Joint ventures work out better than going it alone in bed," said the boys' mother Elaine, causing the couple in the next booth to burst out laughing.
"This is terribly inappropriate," Mrs. Nielson reportedly said. "Where did you even come up with such a filthy game?"
"Let them have their fun," her son, William, said, cracking open his own fortune cookie. "After all, happiness is contagious, so spread the seed! In bed."
Despite feeling terribly uncomfortable with the mature nature of these jokes, after a bit of convincing by her family she agreed to play along.
"All right now, mine says... Traveling down south will lead you to unexpected happiness. So what, now I just add... I add in bed to the end? Traveling down south will lead you to unexpected happiness in bed. Oh my! Why, that seems to be implying... oh, this is not fit conversation for the dinner table."
"Now is the time to set your sights high and go for it," said Devon's brother Rudy, "in bed."
"Joint ventures work out better than going it alone in bed," said the boys' mother Elaine, causing the couple in the next booth to burst out laughing.
"This is terribly inappropriate," Mrs. Nielson reportedly said. "Where did you even come up with such a filthy game?"
"Let them have their fun," her son, William, said, cracking open his own fortune cookie. "After all, happiness is contagious, so spread the seed! In bed."
Despite feeling terribly uncomfortable with the mature nature of these jokes, after a bit of convincing by her family she agreed to play along.
"All right now, mine says... Traveling down south will lead you to unexpected happiness. So what, now I just add... I add in bed to the end? Traveling down south will lead you to unexpected happiness in bed. Oh my! Why, that seems to be implying... oh, this is not fit conversation for the dinner table."