 | "I don't understand the problem here. When I was seventeen, I committed some horrendous crimes against humanity, but the judge noted my promising college sports scholarships and decided not to ruin my life. Everyone knows you can't persecute people for crimes if it would adversely affect their careers." Turner Peters Professional Tennis Player |
| "I don't think we should hold a Supreme Court nominee to higher standards than we hold the President." Chandrah Ellison Historian |  |
 | "No way. The man just likes beer. There's nothing wrong with drinking beer, even if sometimes it's a little too much beer. How can we hold a teenager accountable for what he may or may not have done when beer was involved?" Perry Encell Pre-K Teacher |