Woman Seeks Man, No Kids, Non-Smoker, Proud Member of the Horde

(An artistic rendering of my 110 Orc Warrior Go-Shanna. Inset: Me IRL)

​Hey there!  My name is Go’Shanna the Bloodrunner.  I’m just looking for a nice guy who wants to have a little fun and is available to raid with me on Saturdays and Sundays.  Only looking for Hordies, so swipe right if you’re Alliance scum.  Not interested in Goblins or Pandas though, sorry guys.
 
Some things about me:
ESTP, Slytherin, Warrior main, Rogue alt.  Pretending WoD didn’t happen.  I happen to think orc females are sexy as fuck, so if you can’t handle tusks or muscles on a woman, you can’t handle me.

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​On a typical Friday night, I’ll be:
Eating pizza, drinking a few beers, and ganking Gnomes in battlegrounds.  Seriously, fuck Gnomes.
 
FMK Orcish Leaders:
Fuck Varon Saurfang, marry Thrall, kill Garrosh, obviously (#notmywarchief)
 
Five things I can’t live without:
-Internet
-Coffee
-My guild, Raiders of The Blasted Lands
-Custom gaming mouse
-Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker (lol)
 
You should message me if:
-You want something real.  Not looking for hookup or being recruited into your guild
-You think Sylvanas is a strong independent undead woman who don't need no man
-You want to bitch about Anduin Wrynn with someone
-You think there should be a Classic WoW server
-LOK'TAR OGAR!