You know what really grinds my beans? The younger generation. All of them. But especially millennials. They’ve got their priorities all mixed up. Like breakfast! In my day, you get your eggs and bacon, some toast and a cup of joe, and you’re good. Not for these entitled punks! No, they’ve got to question everything.
Why, one day last week I had my son over for breakfast. I thought it would be a simple thing, right? But when I get ready to make him a nice plate of bacon, he tells me “sorry, pop, I actually don’t eat meat.” Then I remembered those videos he always shares on Facebook, about factory farms. You know, call me crazy, but I think it’s rude to reject a hot plate of food placed in front of you. Guess that means the eggs are out, too, even though they aren’t even meat.