Online dating can be a treacherous place, full of desperation, rejection, and dick pics. Some people, men in particular, have had little to no luck on sites such as Tinder, OkCupid, and Black People Meet. However, a recent study in which over 2000 women on such sites were interviewed has provided the answer to these mens' prayers. It set out to identify the single most effective way to get a prospective woman to message you back. The study showed that making clever puns in your profile pic as well as that in that initial message is a guaranteed panty dropper.
If you wish to make use of these failsafe technique yourself, you need to be educated in the art of making puns. Take a look at the suggestive photos below, and choose the correct witty caption to accompany it.
If you wish to make use of these failsafe technique yourself, you need to be educated in the art of making puns. Take a look at the suggestive photos below, and choose the correct witty caption to accompany it.

1. Which of the following captions will allow you to effectively slide right into her DM's?
A. I'm no stranger to piles of rod-shaped objects.
B. My name is Dexter, and I'm a lumberjack.
C. Hello ladies. I've got wood.
A. I'm no stranger to piles of rod-shaped objects.
B. My name is Dexter, and I'm a lumberjack.
C. Hello ladies. I've got wood.