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Season 8 of 'Game of Thrones' to Have No New Character Deaths

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Man Hospitalized for Butterflies in Stomach

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Millenials Must be Stopped!


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Apparently, All's NOT Fair in Love and War

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Environmentalists Protest by Streaking

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Don't Vote for Kaine Dill Kelly!


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Interview with Greg Reaper, Retired Horror Movie Villain

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Spooky is the New Sexy

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Beard Popularity Helps Werewolf Integration


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Should Brett Kavanaugh's Sexual Assault Allegations Disqualify Him?

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Straight Dog Forced to Attend Gay Pride Parade

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My Blog Got Sponsored by the Liberal Media!


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Man Leaves Girlfriend Behind for Life of Lake Piracy

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Woman Seeks Man, No Kids, Non-Smoker, Proud Member of the Horde

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Recipe for the PERFECT Guacamole


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Lack of Fine Arts Funding Actually Beneficial for Creativity

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Suspected Arsonist Continues to Evade Authorities

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Senator Filibusters a Bill so he can Real Aloud his Novel


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Zombie Apocalypse Stopped in its Tracks by Gun Owners

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Anonymous Hacks Chipotle, Upcharges All Customers for Guacamole

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Minnesotans Rename Anything Philadelphia-Related Out of Spite for Eagles


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Down on his Luck Genie Can't Find Work

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Grizzly With Polar Bear Fetish Actually Okay With Global Warming

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Let's Make 'Camp Rock 3' Happen - Hipster Music Reviews


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Horny Man Holds Own Chest, Pretending it's a Breast

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St. Patrick's Day is a Menace and Must be Stopped!

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Passerby Gets Mixed Signals from Graffiti


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Rejected Cosmo Sex Tips

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No More Hand Jobs Allowed in the 'Tunnel of Love'

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'The Matrix' to Get Prequel Trilogy


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Scientists Discover Repeated Exposure to Urine Turns Skin Orange

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Top New Phobias of 2016

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President Elect Insults Widow of National Hero Harambe


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Puns are the Way to Go in Online Dating

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This Hammock is Totally Comfortable!

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Man Thinks Hard About Grapefruit


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3rd Amendment Violation Goes to Court

How Will You Spend Election Day?

'Make Your Own Voodoo Doll' School Project Met With Controversy


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Vampires Raised in Captivity Too Lazy to be Released Into Wild

Third Generation Alien-American Discusses Immigration​

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Child Sacrifice Made to Appease Clowns


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Worst Places to Get an Erection

Kick Him When He's Down: New Fighting Style for Assholes

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Interview with Melinda the Mighty, Bringer of Peace to Warring Nations


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Customer Put on Hold For Twelve F***ing Minutes

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NSFW Material Viewed at Work

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Advice Column: Ask a Professor Who's Sick of His Pretentious Students


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Seven Action Figures That, in Hindsight, Were Really Bad Ideas

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Naked in the Woods: Life Advice From Lief Brookson

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Do You Play Pokémon Go?


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Trump Accidentally Insults Mutants From 'X-Men' During Speech, Decides to Just Roll With It

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HOLY SHIT, THAT BABY DEER IS SO FUCKING CUTE!

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Poltergeist Sucks at His Job


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Miley Cyrus Was SO Much Better Seven Years Ago - Hipster Music Reviews

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Father Way Too Fit for his Advanced Age

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Pair of Streakers Arrested


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Marvel's Hawkeye to Finally Get Standalone Movie

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CEO Meaning to Bribe Politician Accidentally Offers Sexual Favor

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Old Man Arrested for Publicly Making Love to his Tonic and Gin


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Concert Choir Performs Nude Show

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Fight Club Discovered in Basement of the White House

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'Supernatural' Renewed for Nine Additional Seasons


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What's Your Opinion on Putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 Bill?

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Anti-Stupidity Vaccines are a Flop Among Stupid People

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Advice Column: Ask a Radio DJ Doing a Slow Jam


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Mayor to Censor 200-Year Old Statue

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'Doctor Who' Fan Always Points Out This One Random Door

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Signs Your Guy Might Secretly be Rocking the Man Bun


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Grandmother Shocked by Family Members Adding "In Bed" to Fortunes

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Move Over Kale, Four-Leaf Clovers are the New Superfood!

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Should Marijuana be Legalized for Recreational Use?


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Conservative Man Admits Global Warming Might be Real

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Restaurant Adding Vegetarian Salad to the Menu

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Tips for Sucking up to your Boss


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Are You Excited for the Upcoming Season of 'Game of Thrones?'

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Stranger Tells Child Truth About his Lost Balloon

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The Catholic Church Loves Gays


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Dog on Side of Road is "Just Sleeping," Kid Says

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Woman Sued by her Own Cat

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Super Senior Still Hasn't Chosen Major


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Man Leaves Behind All Worldly Pleasures (Except For Dat Ass)

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God Smites Frisky Couple

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Will You Vote For Hillary in 2016?


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Parents Wrong, Studies Show That Life Really is Fair

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Study Shows More Students are Pirating Their Textbooks

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Advice Column: Ask a Kitty-Cat


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The "Trickle-Down" is Finally Here!

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No Hanky-Panky in the Library

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Man Learns What "Douchebag" Means


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Giant Man-Eating Plant in Greenhouse

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GOP to Overturn Women's Suffrage

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Advice Column: Ask a Centuries-Old Stalker of the Night


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Clean is the New Sexy

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Gun Debate Goes Postal

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Chupacabra Sighting


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Disney Aims to Outspend 'Avatar' With New 'Star Wars'

Booze Found in Freshman's Dorm

Tom Gives us the "Dislike" Button

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