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Season 8 of 'Game of Thrones' to Have No New Character Deaths
Man Hospitalized for Butterflies in Stomach
Millenials Must be Stopped!
Apparently, All's NOT Fair in Love and War
Environmentalists Protest by Streaking
Don't Vote for Kaine Dill Kelly!
Interview with Greg Reaper, Retired Horror Movie Villain
Spooky is the New Sexy
Beard Popularity Helps Werewolf Integration
Should Brett Kavanaugh's Sexual Assault Allegations Disqualify Him?
Straight Dog Forced to Attend Gay Pride Parade
My Blog Got Sponsored by the Liberal Media!
Man Leaves Girlfriend Behind for Life of Lake Piracy
Woman Seeks Man, No Kids, Non-Smoker, Proud Member of the Horde
Recipe for the PERFECT Guacamole
Lack of Fine Arts Funding Actually Beneficial for Creativity
Suspected Arsonist Continues to Evade Authorities
Senator Filibusters a Bill so he can Real Aloud his Novel
Zombie Apocalypse Stopped in its Tracks by Gun Owners
Anonymous Hacks Chipotle, Upcharges All Customers for Guacamole
Minnesotans Rename Anything Philadelphia-Related Out of Spite for Eagles
Down on his Luck Genie Can't Find Work
Grizzly With Polar Bear Fetish Actually Okay With Global Warming
Let's Make 'Camp Rock 3' Happen - Hipster Music Reviews
Horny Man Holds Own Chest, Pretending it's a Breast
St. Patrick's Day is a Menace and Must be Stopped!
Passerby Gets Mixed Signals from Graffiti
Rejected Cosmo Sex Tips
No More Hand Jobs Allowed in the 'Tunnel of Love'
'The Matrix' to Get Prequel Trilogy
Scientists Discover Repeated Exposure to Urine Turns Skin Orange
Top New Phobias of 2016
President Elect Insults Widow of National Hero Harambe
Puns are the Way to Go in Online Dating
This Hammock is Totally Comfortable!
Man Thinks Hard About Grapefruit
3rd Amendment Violation Goes to Court
How Will You Spend Election Day?
'Make Your Own Voodoo Doll' School Project Met With Controversy
Vampires Raised in Captivity Too Lazy to be Released Into Wild
Third Generation Alien-American Discusses Immigration
Child Sacrifice Made to Appease Clowns
Worst Places to Get an Erection
Kick Him When He's Down: New Fighting Style for Assholes
Interview with Melinda the Mighty, Bringer of Peace to Warring Nations
Customer Put on Hold For Twelve F***ing Minutes
NSFW Material Viewed at Work
Advice Column: Ask a Professor Who's Sick of His Pretentious Students
Seven Action Figures That, in Hindsight, Were Really Bad Ideas
Naked in the Woods: Life Advice From Lief Brookson
Do You Play Pokémon Go?
Trump Accidentally Insults Mutants From 'X-Men' During Speech, Decides to Just Roll With It
HOLY SHIT, THAT BABY DEER IS SO FUCKING CUTE!
Poltergeist Sucks at His Job
Miley Cyrus Was SO Much Better Seven Years Ago - Hipster Music Reviews
Father Way Too Fit for his Advanced Age
Pair of Streakers Arrested
Marvel's Hawkeye to Finally Get Standalone Movie
CEO Meaning to Bribe Politician Accidentally Offers Sexual Favor
Old Man Arrested for Publicly Making Love to his Tonic and Gin
Concert Choir Performs Nude Show
Fight Club Discovered in Basement of the White House
'Supernatural' Renewed for Nine Additional Seasons
What's Your Opinion on Putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 Bill?
Anti-Stupidity Vaccines are a Flop Among Stupid People
Advice Column: Ask a Radio DJ Doing a Slow Jam
Mayor to Censor 200-Year Old Statue
'Doctor Who' Fan Always Points Out This One Random Door
Signs Your Guy Might Secretly be Rocking the Man Bun
Grandmother Shocked by Family Members Adding "In Bed" to Fortunes
Move Over Kale, Four-Leaf Clovers are the New Superfood!
Should Marijuana be Legalized for Recreational Use?
Conservative Man Admits Global Warming Might be Real
Restaurant Adding Vegetarian Salad to the Menu
Tips for Sucking up to your Boss
Are You Excited for the Upcoming Season of 'Game of Thrones?'
Stranger Tells Child Truth About his Lost Balloon
The Catholic Church Loves G
Dog on Side of Road is "Just Sleeping," Kid Says
Woman Sued by her Own Cat
Super Senior Still Hasn't Chosen Major
Man Leaves Behind All Worldly Pleasures (Except For Dat Ass)
God Smites Frisky Couple
Will You Vote For Hillary in 2016?
Parents Wrong, Studies Show That Life Really is Fair
Study Shows More Students are Pirating Their Textbooks
Advice Column: Ask a Kitty-Cat
The "Trickle-Down" is Finally Here!
No Hanky-Panky in the Library
Man Learns What "Douchebag" Means
Giant Man-Eating Plant in Greenhouse
GOP to Overturn Women's Suffrage
Advice Column: Ask a Centuries-Old Stalker of the Night
Clean is the New Sexy
Gun Debate Goes Postal
Disney Aims to Outspend 'Avatar' With New 'Star Wars'
Booze Found in Freshman's Dorm
Tom Gives us the "Dislike" Button
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